ian the pedestrian

Hello, my dear readers! I know it’s been a while since I last wrote, but I’m back and ready to pour my thoughts and feelings out onto the page once again. Why now, you ask? Well, to be honest, I’ve been a bit under the weather lately. But fear not! I’ve decided to turn my frown upside down and channel all of that energy into writing.

You see, writing has always been a form of therapy for me. Whenever I’m feeling overwhelmed or just need to clear my head, I turn to the blank page and let my thoughts flow freely. It’s like a weight is lifted off my shoulders and I can breathe a little easier. Plus, it’s cheaper than actual therapy and I don’t have to leave my house! And let’s be real, who wants to put on pants and leave the house when you can just write in your pajamas?

So why did I take a break from writing in the first place? Well, life happens. Sometimes we get so caught up in the day-to-day that we forget to take care of ourselves. But I’m here to tell you that it’s never too late to start again. Unless you’re a carton of milk. Then it’s definitely too late.

So buckle up and get ready for some content that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even snort milk out of your nose (if you happen to be drinking milk while reading this). So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. I’m back, baby!